Joke Time

With my new job at the Westwood Club's Summer Day Camp comes hot, fresh material for super-humorous blogs. Here's a little foretaste of what I hope will be a long stretch of stories about kids.

Yesterday we had joke time, a small part of the day designated to letting kids share some of their favorite jokes (or to let them quick make one up). Here are two of my favorites.

Arshia, a small, fearless Persian boy told the following: "Why did the cheetah cross the road? Why, Arshia!? So he could go downtown and go to Bamboo Hut." Ahh, the irony.

Thomas, a shy, timid 7-year-old, nervously scurried up to the front of the room and struggled through this one: "(nervously) Why...why did the, the horse cross the road? Why, Thomas!? Because he...he wanted to go to the mooooovies." Don't worry, Thomas, I get 'em confused, too.

Brand New

I can't hardly watch as an entire month goes by without being blogged in, so here's a quickie. Hopefully this gets me back into the swing of things (after a week's vacation.)

I can't, for the life of me, figure out why this item is on clearance.

I'll take six.