4.27.2005

Dutch Flavor

I was watching some Dutch MTV with my host family this afternoon when I immediately fell in love with the latest Dutch hit single. One of the most popular songs in Holland right now, here it is:

Ali B's "Leipe Mocro Flavour"

And in case you're a bit confused, these guys aren't pure Dutchmen. As the name of the song suggests, they're of Moroccan descent.

Re-born Identity

As many of you may have heard, last weekend I decided that I didn't want my passport anymore. The picture wasn't my best - the lighting made me look too fat. And there was a crease on the front cover of my passport. So, I decided to leave it in the train on the way to Switzerland.

OK, fine - it was an accident.

Needless to say, last weekend and this week have been a bit hectic trying to quickly get a new one. Police reports, phone calls to the US Embassy - it's all a big mess. But everything turned out OK. Yesterday I took a little day trip to Amsterdam and got a brand spankin new passport. And I don't look fat in the picture, either.

But the Switzerland trip ended up being an amazing time anyways. Our hostel was right on the lake with a great view of the Alps. The highlight of the trip was a day-long excursion to the Alps in which we hiked through the cow-dotted meadows, singing and dancing with excitement as the hills became alive with music. Here are a few pictures to prove it.

So, with my new passport, I can indeed join Cooper for a week-long rendezvous in Italy next week. And more importantly, I can return to the States in a few weeks.

Consider this an excuse for the lack of recent blogging. But be forewarned; there is another draught to come.

By the way, a special thanks to all of you who made the "20 comments" achievement possible on my last post. I could have done it without you, but your help was nice.

4.18.2005

Higher Education?

This semester, the prestigious Dordt College added a new item to their extensive list of high-tech electronic options for students. Cleverly dubbed "DordtTalk," this message board/forum was created to give students a chance to constructively discuss current issues related to the campus, the church, society, and politics. Curiosity got the best of me, and I decided to take a peak at what my peers were talking about.

The first and most popular thread in the forum was the infamous "Women in Office." I was curious as to what the general opinion is on campus about the issue, so I clicked on it. Long story short, I probably shouldn't have done it.

After the third comment, I didn't care what position people took. I think there are some pretty good arguments on both sides, but I didn't see them there. I even had to re-read a few them to figure out if I missed some sarcasm somewhere in the paragraph. What I found was a disturbingly entertaining chat session, in which people offered their "two cents." Two cents is an overstatement.

Because you need a username and password to see the discussion in its entirety, most of you are unable to access it. But I'll go ahead and paste a few excerpts here, displaying the wealth of knowledge, intellect, and insight that is now know as "DordtTalk."

Here they are, with no bias towards a particular position:

"As a general rule, I'm for women in office. Someone pointed out the other day that women can serve with a point of view that men don't have. In addition, I think that there are some women who are much more qualified to serve in office than some men. That's my personal opinion. I haven't analayzed what scripture says, but the impression I get is that you can read what scripture says both ways, depending on what scripture you choose and what you leave out."

"I do not, nor have I ever had the desire to be a pastor or any "official" role in ministry... but what if I did? What if ANY woman did? Great Bible quotes and all, but I think we're just as able to lead and should be allowed to as well. Honestly, I prefer male preachers/elders. Seems more authoritative that way. (Sorry ladies if I just lowered the glass ceiling) But why should you guys get to say "no" if one of us wants to lead a congregation or something? I think the person that it appears will most "pastor" the congregation should get the job, and if that person is a woman more qualified than a man so be it. I'm made in Christ's image too. And I'm aware that everyone has a different function in the body but egads...you can't say that it would be contradicting His word for a woman to be called to a position... unless you have a perfect understanding of His word (if you do please fill me in, I have a couple questions). "

"I'm actually not in favor of women in office. It's not that I don't think there are not any women who are capable of filling such a position, I just honestly don't think that it's their role in life. Interestingly enough, my dad (he's a Christian High School teacher) has noticed that once girls start to fill the leadership positions, guys begin to lose interest in taking on leadership roles. If anyone has any opinions on why exactly that is...they would be interesting to hear...anyways, I'm simply more inclined to think that male leadership in all kinds of things is just the natural way things should go."

"The whole idea that we must look to scripture for our stance on this issue is a good idea. Unfortunately we must first acknowledge that no where does the Bible state anything about church office in general."

"Why I think that women should be in office if they are qualified for the position and if the congregation is ready: God has given exceptional leadership abilities to some women: Hillary Clinton, Condi Rice, my youth group leaders, etc.. I dont see why God would give such abilities to women in the church and then wish for them to stagnate out of ill use. The church has a goldmine of opportunity just waiting to be used. Yet, we shun women to the outskirts of church leadership just becuase they have an extra X chromosome. That doesnt make sense to me. God has given the church some "talents" (think "the parable of the talents"). I think that we are burying some of our talents in the ground. Times have changed. The church should do so as well."

My personal favorite:
"Women in office is not related to salvation. The Bible does not say that "He who places a woman in church office shall not go to heaven." In the big scheme of things, it is not worth fighting over. That is what makes me so mad at the URC. They split over this non-salvation issue."
(A defensive URC member gives a lengthy response, explaining that this was only a small reason for the split. The same person answers back.)
"I really dont care about what the URC says was the reason for the split. Everyone knows that the reason was that they were more conservative and that they thought that the CRC was too liberal. They can list whatever they want about their "reasons for leaving", but I confess that I am rather fed up. I take church splits personally."


Hey Eric, I'll trade you two Defenders for three Trolls.

4.16.2005

Aslan's Delight

While strolling through the beautiful flower fields of the Keukenhof Gardens yesterday, I came across a pleasant surprise.

Hey Edmund, want to go for a ride in my sleigh...?

4.12.2005

Entry #3

Third and final category: "Feelings on your love life"

"Kiss Me, Diss Me"

I don't want to sit next to you.
I can't believe you called me so soon.
Don't try to justify what you did to me.
You're just one of those troubled girls.
Using me for everything but love.
Don't make excuses for what you did to me.

You kissed me, then dissed me,
but now you say you miss me.
You used me, confuse me
but you don't want to lose me.
Don't talk to me.
Don't acknowledge me anymore.
I'm just another score.

I used to be all nice and sweet.
Giving everything you want and need.
I can't believe I did it all for nothing.
Now I'm bitter I can't take no more.
Don't blame this on your bad childhood.
That doesn't justify what you did to me.
I will run away if you stay.
Screw your head on straight so it stays.

Entry #2

Category #2: Original work

Urgent Message to Friend in Need
4/12/05

I'm sure you already know,
you check it more than me.
Your new ipod needs a home,
Now give in t' the powers that be.

It starts at 8 AM,
so you better be on your toes.
Grab the code redemption,
then see how it goes.

Be ready by tonight,
with all your custom needs.
Then wake up early bright,
and do the dirty deed.

Be sure to get the nice wide screen,
Add extra RAM; it's almost free.

A protective case will make you glad,
for if it breaks you shall be sad.

Now go make haste,
and do what is right.
It shan't be a waste,
should your budget be tight.

Now do as I say,
don't make me yell.
I will make you pay,
'less you buy this Dell.

Entry #1

Here is entry #1 of 3. Following in Bill's pattern, category #1 will be "Favorite Fine Arts Festival poem."



JABBERWOCKY
by Lewis Carroll
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Yay! I think I love Blog Poetry Day!

A Taste of Home

This weekend’s travels brought a little taste of home for me. Upon landing near the Northern Mediterranean coast of Spain, my little airplane window was filled with, what do you call them again? Ah yes, hills! Mountains even! And trees, and beaches, and most of all, Hispanics.

Barcelona is perhaps known by many as “that place that hosted the Olympics about 10 years back,” or for some, “home of Ronaldinho,” arguably the best soccer player to date. But Barcelona has much more to offer. Located on the coast of Mediterranean Sea in the Northern part of Spain, it has a culture much different than the rest of Western Europe. It is a strange blend of what I have come to know as Latin American culture and Western European culture.

So what exactly do I mean? I’ll try to explain it using a brief recap of the weekend’s events.

Friday we covered the most ground. Probably the most well-known tourist attraction in Barcelona is an unfinished temple/church by the name of “La Sagrada Familia.” It was conceptualized and designed by the oddball Spanish artist Antoni Gaudi, and is by far the most memorable piece of architecture I have ever seen. It has the strangest mix of gothic and contemporary styles, and really has no consistent theme or style throughout it. Each of the four facades is completely different and unique. The funniest part about the whole thing is that construction on it began in 1882, and it’s still not even near completion. Today there are a total of eight towers completed, but there are still ten more that need to be done. There is one for each of the 12 disciples, the four evangelists (whoever they are), one for Mary, the mother of God, and one for the Son himself (170 meters high). As breathtaking as it is, the church is still one big construction site, with very slow progress and no signs of completion anytime soon.

Because we just couldn’t get enough of Gaudi, we headed for his other masterpiece, the Parc Guell. Its landscape is multi-layered, and it carries a very odd mix of natural and artificial. One minute it looks like a forest, the next like a playground. And who could pass up the world’s longest park bench? Not us. We liked it so much that we stayed for a while and played some hacky sack. Yeah, that’s right. Hacky sack.

It was off to the beach for the remainder of the afternoon, enjoying the salty Mediterranean water and doing a little more “hacking.” The actual beach wasn’t that nice, but the sun-and-water mixture made for quite the afternoon delight.

For dinner we enjoyed an authentic Spanish, Mediterranean meal known as “Paella.” It is, more or less, a giant mixture of curried rice and seafood. Shrimp, mussels, clams, octopus – you name it, they threw it in. I can’t say it was all that delicious, but when washed down with a nice white wine it made for a very memorable experience.

The nightlife in Barcelona, in all of Spain for that matter, is huge. Bars, clubs, and cafes line every street, square and back alley, with suspicious looking Spanish men selling six packs of cheap beer at every corner. Maybe that was more of a taste of TJ, but I felt at home, nonetheless. Things in town usually don’t settle down until about five or six in the morning in Barcelona, so when a few of us woke up early on Saturday morning to see the sunrise, we saw the remnants of the last night’s activities still on their way home. A funny thing happened that morning, too. I witnessed my first live graffiti. As our small group exited the youth hostel in the direction of the metro, we passed a young, rebellious commie practicing his art on a shop window nearby. His two buddies stood at a viewing distance and, upon completion, gave the young artist a “thumbs up.” You ask why I call him a commie? Well, he wrote “Arbeit Macht Frei” (German for “work makes you free”) several times and also a Spanish sentence that went something like, “We need communism (with all due respect to the homosexual community).” But yeah, the sunrise was cool, too.

Saturday was sports day. We first went to see all of the facilities that were built for the ’92 Olympic games, including a giant outdoor ceremony square, the Olympic swimming arena, the soccer/track stadium. Next we visited the soccer shrine known as “Camp Nou,” home of FC Barcelona. The field was amazing, the facilities the best in the world, and the souvenir shop was bigger than the Centre Mall. Inside the stadium was an entire museum dedicated to the over 100-year history of FC Barcelona, including hundreds of trophies and photographs. After the tour I met up with Ronaldinho, shook his hand, and we met up with Sister at a nice restaurant.

Finally, Saturday night we found a nice Irish Pub and enjoyed a thick Guinness with our Spanish friends. It’s great to know that no matter where you travel, there’s always an Irish Pub in town with cold Guinness on tap.

4.03.2005

Wine not?

While browsing through the latest edition of the EURC's Share and Care newsletter this afternoon, I stumbled upon some interesting news: the Consistory has re-introduced wine into the Lord's Supper.

Now for as long as I can remember, the EURC/ECRC has always used the same delicious, non-alcoholic red grape juice in communion. I don't know the reasons for the previous absence of wine, but I can't help but make a few guesses as to why.

1. The Dutch generation of immigrants who started the church were in rebellion against the loose attitude toward alcohol use in their homeland. They decided to take the opposite extreme.

2. Wine, even the cheapest stuff, is more expensive than watered-down grape juice.

3. Grape juice goes better with dry Wonder Bread crusts than does wine.

4. Wine makes you sleepy, and the elders didn't want anyone in the congregation to "pull a Eutychus."

I always think it's interesting how almost every church has their own unique way of administering the Lord's Supper. We partook of the sacrament a few weeks ago at the church here in Zwolle, and it was quite an ordeal. The half-hour process involves most of the congregation filing to the front of the sanctuary to "take, eat, drink, etc." in three different shifts. Somehow, upon filing up to the front, I got separated from my host family. I ended up next to some stranger front and center, seated next to the pastor. And instead of simply passing around individual cups for the wine, everyone drinks out of one big goblet. Thankfully, the lady next to me explained that I should take a sip and pass it down. So I did. And, in hindsight, I'm glad I was first. After drinking and passing, a chorus of coughs, throat clears, sneezes, and lip-licks filled the quiet air. But I guess the joke was on them - I had the cold.

4.02.2005

Let's Eat

The Dutch food isn't all that weird, but check out this masterpiece that showed up on the dinner table a few weeks ago.

This base is a mound of cooked beets resting on a bed of lettuce, decorated with hard-boiled eggs, cocktail onions, pickles, and rolled up deli ham.

Let's eat.

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